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除夕餃子餡包什麼? . . 後天，就是除…

除夕餃子餡包什麼?
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後天，就是除夕闔家圍爐的日子，來說個笑話給大家笑一笑，放鬆一下這一整年工作的辛勞！
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有一對年邁的老夫妻，一輩子勤勤奮奮的，在年三十這天，老頭子突發奇想的說：「老婆呀！今年的除夕夜咱們別吃芹菜餡的餃子了，老是勤勤勞勞的一輩子也該改改了。老婆頭不抬眼不睜的問：「那你說吧，今年該吃啥餡料？」
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老頭子說：「馬齒莧菜的餡不錯！有『長壽』之寓意。」
老婆樂呵呵的說：「好啊！挺吉祥的，那你去買馬齒莧菜，我來準備餃子皮。」
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老頭子大聲的答：「好呀！好呀！」
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一上午很快過去了，老頭子還沒起身去買馬齒莧。中午老婆催了又催，老頭子準備要出門了，忽然想起兒子送給他的ipad農場還有蘿蔔、青菜還沒收，急忙打開ipad農場，一看，哇！我辛辛苦苦種好的蘿蔔、青菜，竟然被人拿去了大半。老頭子心想：「大過年的，該要豐收過好年呀，就蹲在ipad前一陣猛灑豆子，等著農作收成，不想時間一分一秒的過去，天竟這樣給擦黑了。
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老婆見老伴蹲在ipad前磨菇一整天，斜著眼問：「老頭子，除夕的馬齒莧菜哪？」
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老頭子瞅著電腦回：「等著，還沒熟哪？」
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弄得老婆哭笑不得，只好把餃皮給捏實了(夯實)，
這年的除夕夜，倆老破例的吃了一回全餡餃子金元寶！！
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今年春節，您的金元寶餃子給夯實了嗎？???
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#除夕、#餃子、#金元寶餃子、#夯實、#笑一笑沒煩惱、#好彩頭
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What’s in for the filling of Lunar New Year eve’s dumpling?

The day after tomorrow is the eve of lunar new year’s reunion dinner. Let’s share a joke with everyone here. Time to relax after a whole year of hard work!

There was once a pair of diligent elderly couple who had worked hard all their life, on the eve of lunar new year, the old man suddenly said whimsically: “We always eat dumpling with celery filling on eve of lunar new year , shall we have a change this year? It’s time for a change after working so hard throughout our life (In Mandarin, celery sounded like “working hard”). His wife without lifting her head or batting an eye asked: “Then what do you suggest for the filling?”

The old man said: “It will be great to have Chinese chives stuffing. It’s auspicious as there is liquor and vegetable (Chinese chives sounded like “liquor” and “vegetable” in Mandarin). His wife replied happily: “Well! It’s very auspicious, then can you go and buy the chives whilst I prepare the dumpling skin.”

The old man replied loudly ” Great!”

Morning passed by quickly, and the old man did not go and buy the chives. At noon, his wife reminded him repeatedly. When the old man was ready to go out, he suddenly remembered that in the ipad that his son gave him, there were still radish, and vegetables that had not been harvested, he hurriedly opened the ipad farm to take a look, Wow! Half of the vegetables that I have grown have been taken away . The old man thought: “In the coming lunar new year, we should have a good harvest, and squatted before the Ipad to sprinkle beans, waiting for the harvest, time just slipped by and before he realized, the day had ended.

The wife saw her spouse squatting beside the ipad looking at the mushrooms all day long, She asked: “Old man, so where is the chives that you were supposed to buy for the dumpling filling for eve of lunar new year?”

The old man staring at the ipad replied ” Wait, it is still not ready for harvest”.

His wife was dumbfounded, she has no choice but to mould the dumpling skin into shape of gold ingot. For lunar new year eve this year, the old couple ate gold ingot dumpling without any filling!

This year Spring Festival , are your golden ingot dumplings filled with chives?

#LunarNewYear’sEve, #Dumplings, #GoldIngotDumplings, #Compaction, #AGoodLaughWillChaseAwayAllProblems, #GoodTidings

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在〈除夕餃子餡包什麼? . . 後天，就是除…〉中有 24 則留言

  1. 师父师母早上好，吉祥幸福，健康快乐！感恩师父慈悲分享，祝师父师母新年快乐，法体安康，弘法顺利，愿望圆满，合家幸福，富贵吉祥，万事如意！我们永远爱您师父！因为有您我们真幸福健康快乐，弟子感恩顶礼叩拜恩师！

  2. 师父师母早上好！吉祥如意！感恩师父！弟子唯胜在春节到来之即！祝师父师母全家新年快乐！富贵吉祥！合家幸福！万事如意！师父因为有您我们健康快乐了，师父我们永远爱您！弟子真诚叩拜佛师！i

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  5. 师父好！感恩师父！我一定包元宝饺子！让师父和我们一家一块吃饺子！祝福师父师母春节快乐！健康！吉祥如意！顺利！心想事成！天天开心！

  11. 慈悲伟大家师父！新的一年就要来了。千言万语表达不了我们对您的感激之情，您耗尽了所有的精力把慈悲大爱的精神撒遍了全世界上，用心引导我们过自觉觉他，自利利他的圆满人生！
    感恩您用心教我们如何一个孝顺爸妈的好子女，做一个好妈妈，好妻子，再引领我们走向光明大道，学习菩提禅修，教我们如何为善去恶，做大情怀女子，真正的引领孩子，托起家人和一切有缘人。
    我们是如此的平凡，却又如此的幸运！
    因为有您的呼唤，我们被唤醒，被点燃！
    因为有您的砥砺，我们开启了澎湃的心之力！
    因为有您无私忘我的付出，我们的世界才如此美丽，生活才这般精彩！
    感恩我们最最尊贵的慈母恩师为我们所做的一切。
    2018年我们要加勇猛精进的去利己利他，以生命唤醒更多的生命！
    在新年即将来临之际祝福敬爱的师父师母新年快乐！法体安康！吉祥平安！笑口常开！青春永驻！心想事成！万事如意!弘法顺利！一切通达无碍！祝福您的宏伟大愿己在全世界圆满的实现！

  17. 师父?我前几天给老公和女儿协商好了，我说提前让你俩把喜欢的肉吃了，今年初一坚持一天能不吃肉可以吗？我把素食搞丰盛，饺子素馅的，茴香、香菇、豆腐、木耳，比如：炸元宵，黑芝麻陷儿的，外焦里嫩又粘又甜又香，已买好了，炸年糕已蒸好，寓意特好，日子过得香甜、年年高生，还有点心、豆包、糖包、馒头、枣卷、各种小吃、干果、各种蔬菜水果样样俱全，谁想吃什么就吃什么？他俩欣然答应了我的建议，太好了??????真诚感恩亲师父???

  18. 师父师母早上好，吉祥幸福，健康快乐！感恩师父慈悲分享，祝师父师母新年快乐，法体安康，弘法顺利，愿望圆满，合家幸福，富贵吉祥，万事如意！我们永远爱您师父！因为有您我们真幸福健康快乐，弟子感恩顶礼叩拜恩师！

  19. 师父，您好！謝謝師父上传分享很有趣的笑話！笑一笑，十年少了。感恩师父！恭祝师父、师母合家和全体Facebook 朋友们新年快樂！吉祥如意！笑口常開！

  20. 师父师母早上好！吉祥如意！感恩师父！弟子唯胜在春节到来之即！祝师父师母全家新年快乐！富贵吉祥！合家幸福！万事如意！师父因为有您我们健康快乐了，师父我们永远爱您！弟子真诚叩拜佛师！i

  22. 感恩师父的笑话和祝福，吃“金元宝”饺子。哈哈，有时候太“金”吃下去也不好，“好物”要分开来“享”，??还是要加点“馅”。咱自个加点笑话的“馅”好不好？网上农场是“偷菜”游戏，可会上瘾的，烧钱不说，还会“神魂颠倒”，牵肠挂肚，叫人一事无成，弟子就曾经这样。话说这年迈的老夫妻吃完饺子后，老婆子想出一法子教训老头，叫美女好友在电脑上“通知”老头说：“今晚来我家玩吧，我家没人“，老头高兴，欣然前往。叫门半天没人应，突然醒悟：“果真家里没人”。终于明白自己中电脑的”病毒“太深了，电脑没有可“有”，现实没有就没有。老太婆后又送一照片给老头，鼓励他向互联网”大人物“马云学习。后来老头子终于戒掉了网瘾，以后他俩老夫妻终于再也不用顿顿“金元宝”这么个“补法”，吃上实实在在的”马齿苋“饺子啦。笑一笑，十年笑，感恩师父！祝师父新春快乐，合家欢乐！大吉大利，龙颜大悦！????️?️?️（附送照片如下。）

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