高手在民間!?
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又到了周末時刻,大家辛苦了一週的工作,是該來放鬆一下。我說個網絡笑話給大家聽聽,笑笑沒煩惱,健康不會老。
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有一位教授和農夫在火車上相遇了!
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倆人剛好相對而坐。無聊之際,教授開口了:「我出一道題目來玩玩,你若不知道就給我5元,我若不知道,就給你500元,如何?」
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農夫爽快的答應了。
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教授說:「月亮距離地球多遠呢?」
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農民一言不發,給了教授5元。
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農民反問:「上山三條腿,下山四條腿是什麼動物?」
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教授苦思無解,無奈給了農民500元。
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農民拿了錢準備睡覺。
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教授追問農夫:「您說的究竟是什麼動物呢?」
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農民依舊一言不發,給了教授5元,然後睡覺了。。。???
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#高手在民間
#笑一笑沒煩惱
#健康不會老
The real master hidden among the ordinary folks ?
Weekend is finally coming after a week of hard work. Let me share a joke I found online to help you relax. As the saying goes: A laughter a day keeps the doctor at bay!
A professor and a farmer sat on seats facing each other on the train.
Feeling bored, the professor decided to play a game with the farmer: “Let’s take turns to ask each other questions. If you do not know the answer to my question, you’d pay me $5. If I do not know the answer to your question, I’d pay you $500. What do you think?”
The farmer agreed.
The professor asked: “How far is the moon from the earth?”
The farmer silently took out $5 and handed it to the professor.
It’s the farmer’s turn. “What animal has three legs when going up a hill, but four legs when coming down?”
The professor thought long and hard but could not come up with the answer. Grudgingly, he handed $500 to the farmer.
The farmer took the money and proceeded to take a nap.
The professor asked the farmer: “What is the answer? What animal is that?”
Without a word, the farmer took out $5, handed it to the professor and went to sleep. ???
#MasterAmongTheOrdinaryFolks, #LaughYourTroublesAway, #LaughterKeepsTheDoctorAway, #HealthyAndYoungrnrn高手在民間!?
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又到了周末時刻,大家辛苦了一週的工作,是該來放鬆一下。我說個網絡笑話給大家聽聽,笑笑沒煩惱,健康不會老。
.
有一位教授和農夫在火車上相遇了!
.
倆人剛好相對而坐。無聊之際,教授開口了:「我出一道題目來玩玩,你若不知道就給我5元,我若不知道,就給你500元,如何?」
.
農夫爽快的答應了。
.
教授說:「月亮距離地球多遠呢?」
.
農民一言不發,給了教授5元。
.
農民反問:「上山三條腿,下山四條腿是什麼動物?」
.
教授苦思無解,無奈給了農民500元。
.
農民拿了錢準備睡覺。
.
教授追問農夫:「您說的究竟是什麼動物呢?」
.
農民依舊一言不發,給了教授5元,然後睡覺了。。。???
.
.
#高手在民間
#笑一笑沒煩惱
#健康不會老
The real master hidden among the ordinary folks ?
Weekend is finally coming after a week of hard work. Let me share a joke I found online to help you relax. As the saying goes: A laughter a day keeps the doctor at bay!
A professor and a farmer sat on seats facing each other on the train.
Feeling bored, the professor decided to play a game with the farmer: “Let’s take turns to ask each other questions. If you do not know the answer to my question, you’d pay me $5. If I do not know the answer to your question, I’d pay you $500. What do you think?”
The farmer agreed.
The professor asked: “How far is the moon from the earth?”
The farmer silently took out $5 and handed it to the professor.
It’s the farmer’s turn. “What animal has three legs when going up a hill, but four legs when coming down?”
The professor thought long and hard but could not come up with the answer. Grudgingly, he handed $500 to the farmer.
The farmer took the money and proceeded to take a nap.
The professor asked the farmer: “What is the answer? What animal is that?”
Without a word, the farmer took out $5, handed it to the professor and went to sleep. ???
#MasterAmongTheOrdinaryFolks, #LaughYourTroublesAway, #LaughterKeepsTheDoctorAway, #HealthyAndYoung
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