高手在民間！? . 又到了周末時刻，大家…

高手在民間！?
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又到了周末時刻，大家辛苦了一週的工作，是該來放鬆一下。我說個網絡笑話給大家聽聽，笑笑沒煩惱，健康不會老。
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有一位教授和農夫在火車上相遇了！
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倆人剛好相對而坐。無聊之際，教授開口了：「我出一道題目來玩玩，你若不知道就給我5元，我若不知道，就給你500元，如何？」
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農夫爽快的答應了。
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教授說：「月亮距離地球多遠呢？」
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農民一言不發，給了教授5元。
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農民反問：「上山三條腿，下山四條腿是什麼動物？」
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教授苦思無解，無奈給了農民500元。
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農民拿了錢準備睡覺。
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教授追問農夫：「您說的究竟是什麼動物呢？」
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農民依舊一言不發，給了教授5元，然後睡覺了。。。???
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#高手在民間
#笑一笑沒煩惱
#健康不會老

The real master hidden among the ordinary folks ?

Weekend is finally coming after a week of hard work. Let me share a joke I found online to help you relax. As the saying goes: A laughter a day keeps the doctor at bay!

A professor and a farmer sat on seats facing each other on the train.

Feeling bored, the professor decided to play a game with the farmer: “Let’s take turns to ask each other questions. If you do not know the answer to my question, you’d pay me $5. If I do not know the answer to your question, I’d pay you $500. What do you think?”

The farmer agreed.

The professor asked: “How far is the moon from the earth?”

The farmer silently took out $5 and handed it to the professor.

It’s the farmer’s turn. “What animal has three legs when going up a hill, but four legs when coming down?”

The professor thought long and hard but could not come up with the answer. Grudgingly, he handed $500 to the farmer.

The farmer took the money and proceeded to take a nap.

The professor asked the farmer: “What is the answer? What animal is that?”

Without a word, the farmer took out $5, handed it to the professor and went to sleep. ???

#MasterAmongTheOrdinaryFolks, #LaughYourTroublesAway, #LaughterKeepsTheDoctorAway, #HealthyAndYoungrnrn高手在民間！?
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又到了周末時刻，大家辛苦了一週的工作，是該來放鬆一下。我說個網絡笑話給大家聽聽，笑笑沒煩惱，健康不會老。
.
有一位教授和農夫在火車上相遇了！
.
倆人剛好相對而坐。無聊之際，教授開口了：「我出一道題目來玩玩，你若不知道就給我5元，我若不知道，就給你500元，如何？」
.
農夫爽快的答應了。
.
教授說：「月亮距離地球多遠呢？」
.
農民一言不發，給了教授5元。
.
農民反問：「上山三條腿，下山四條腿是什麼動物？」
.
教授苦思無解，無奈給了農民500元。
.
農民拿了錢準備睡覺。
.
教授追問農夫：「您說的究竟是什麼動物呢？」
.
農民依舊一言不發，給了教授5元，然後睡覺了。。。???
.
.
#高手在民間
#笑一笑沒煩惱
#健康不會老

The real master hidden among the ordinary folks ?

Weekend is finally coming after a week of hard work. Let me share a joke I found online to help you relax. As the saying goes: A laughter a day keeps the doctor at bay!

A professor and a farmer sat on seats facing each other on the train.

Feeling bored, the professor decided to play a game with the farmer: “Let’s take turns to ask each other questions. If you do not know the answer to my question, you’d pay me $5. If I do not know the answer to your question, I’d pay you $500. What do you think?”

The farmer agreed.

The professor asked: “How far is the moon from the earth?”

The farmer silently took out $5 and handed it to the professor.

It’s the farmer’s turn. “What animal has three legs when going up a hill, but four legs when coming down?”

The professor thought long and hard but could not come up with the answer. Grudgingly, he handed $500 to the farmer.

The farmer took the money and proceeded to take a nap.

The professor asked the farmer: “What is the answer? What animal is that?”

Without a word, the farmer took out $5, handed it to the professor and went to sleep. ???

#MasterAmongTheOrdinaryFolks, #LaughYourTroublesAway, #LaughterKeepsTheDoctorAway, #HealthyAndYoung

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