你的願望是什麼? . 一對夫妻走到廣場前…

你的願望是什麼?
.
一對夫妻走到廣場前的許願池,太太丟了一枚錢幣許願,先生也跟著丟了一枚許願。
.
太太好奇的問先生:「你剛剛許了什麼願望呀?」
.
先生:「我許的願望是,我有能力付得起你剛許願的東西!」
.
願大家笑笑沒煩惱,也祝福大家的願望都能圓滿實現!
但是要提醒所有的朋友們,想要的不一定是真需要,家中是越清淨越好,東西越少煩惱也越少!
.
#許願池、#願望、#實現、#笑話、#祝福

What is your wish?

A couple went to a wishing fountain at a square. The wife tossed a coin into the fountain while making a wish and so did the husband.

She asked her husband with curiosity “What kind of wish did you make?”

“My wish is that I have the ability to afford what you just wished!” the husband replied.

I hope you all enjoy the joke, have no worries and troubles and realize your dream!
However, I need to remind all my friends here that what you want doesn’t necessarily mean what you need. The tranquil it is at home, the better it is; less desires lead to less worries!

#WishingFountain, #Wish, #Realizing, #Joke, #MayYourDreamsComeTrue


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2351726488447830

聖誕節也要「禪逗」一下 . 溫馨又閃亮的…

聖誕節也要「禪逗」一下
.
溫馨又閃亮的聖誕節又到了!今年大家預計怎麼過聖誕節呢?在過節的同時,也不要忘記咱們的禪逗喔!這禮拜禪逗為大家準備了「聖誕特別版」的笑話,要讓大家的聖誕節過得更開心、更幸福!
.
#禪逗、#輕鬆、#幽默、#聖誕節、#笑話

Christmas is also time for some Zen Bean

Warm and shiny Christmas is here again! How do you plan to spend your Christmas? While soaking in the festive season, don’t forget about Zen Bean! This week, Zen Bean has prepared some “Christmas Special” jokes for you so you can enjoy a happier and more blissful Christmas!

#ZenBean, #Light, #Humor, #Christmas, #Joke


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2306894939597652

「逗」生經歷說給你聽 . 不少人年紀到了…

「逗」生經歷說給你聽
.
不少人年紀到了就開始喜歡「話當年」,講講年輕時的「豐功偉業」,咱們禪逗也不例外!它將自己豐富的「逗」生經驗,結合了幽默的言語,把老生常談變得有趣極了!你怎麼看呢?
.
#幽默、#笑話、#禪逗

Once upon a bean-time

Many people like to reminisce about the past once they reach a certain age and bring up the “great things” that they did in their younger days. Our Zen Bean is one of them! Let us listen to his humorous and interesting narration of his “bean life” experiences! Let us know what you think of them!

#Humor #Joke #ZenBean


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2298827630404383

禪逗又來逗你笑呵呵! . 又到每週最好笑…

禪逗又來逗你笑呵呵!
.
又到每週最好笑的禪逗說笑話時間啦!猜猜精於說學逗唱的小禪逗,又學了哪些笑話要來說給大家聽?
.
#禪逗、#幽默、#笑話、#放輕鬆

It’s time of the week to enjoy some jokes with Zen bean! Guess what kind of jokes have Zen Bean learned to tell us today.

#ZenBean, #Humour, #Joke, #Relax


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2291370544483425

生命在你椅子下漂浮(Life float…

生命在你椅子下漂浮(Life float under your seat )
.
.
你身邊有沒有成天宅在家,卻又希望能瞭知天下事的朋友嗎?和大家分享一則笑話,說說你的答案是什麼?
.
有一個阿宅自助旅行去泰國玩,夕陽西下的時候,他坐在船上吹著徐徐的涼風,享受著被溫暖橘黃陽光灑遍全身的幸福感,旁邊還坐著面目慈祥的僧侶,對他微笑著,此時的他覺得自己真像在天堂,不知不覺打從內心露出了幸福的微笑。
.
就在這時他看見前方座位的椅背上,寫著一行英文字”Life float under your seat”,阿宅再也忍不住眼角泛淚,心中OS:「生命在你椅子下漂浮…好美麗的詩句啊!我何德何能感受這美好!」阿宅偷偷拭淚,感動久久不能自己。
.
回國後,阿宅跟老外朋友分享這趟感人的旅程,沒想到老外竟哈哈大笑的說:「笨蛋!Life float是救生衣的意思啦,它是說救生衣在你椅子下方!」
.
阿宅臉都僵了,好傻好天真,一個無限錯位的概念…
.
走出自我時空的限制吧,站穩腳跟,去看看更廣闊的世界吧。祝福大家:笑口常開,幸福快樂!
.
.
#笑話帖文 #見山是山 #想像力 #有笑有保庇rnrnLife float under your seat

Do you have friends who are always at home and yet yearns to know all about the world? Let me share a joke with you here; and you can tell me what’s your view?

There was this homely guy named Joe who went on a self-guided trip to Thailand. As the sun sets, he sat on a boat enjoying the cool breeze, enjoying the happiness of soaking in the warm sunshine, and sitting right next to a kind monk. With a smile, he felt like he is in heaven. He unwittingly revealed a happy smile from his heart.

At this moment, Joe saw a line of English words, “Life float under your seat”, on the back of his seat. Feeling moved with tears welling up in his eyes, he lamented: “Life float under your seat… What a beautiful line! I am so blessed to enjoy such a wonderful life !” He secretly wiped away his tears and sat there for a long time feeling so touched by these words.

After returning home, Joe shared this touching journey with his foreign friend. He did not expect the foreigner to laugh and say, “What a fool! Life float refers to the life jacket. It means that there are life jackets under your seat!”

His face turned red with embarrassment, as he felt so silly and naive.

Step out of your comfort zone and be exposed to the wider world. May all be blessed with happiness!

#Joke, #SeeingThingsAsTheyAre, #Imagination, #ThereIsLaughterAndBlessings


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2126348427652305

愛管事的菩薩 . 一位女同修看自己的老母…

愛管事的菩薩
.
一位女同修看自己的老母親每天閑在家中,就想給她找點事做。她把我誦唱的《南無觀世音菩薩聖號》的音樂CD盤送給母親,每天在家播,讓母親跟著唱。
.
過了幾天,母親問她:「跟著那個匣子裡唱的,是管啥事的呀?(老人管唱片機叫匣子)」
.
女同修說:「啥事都管,能讓人健康、開心、長壽、有錢花……。」
母親說:「噢,能管這麼多事呐!怪不得匣子裡說『那麼管事的菩薩』。」
.
# 聖號、#笑話、#管事的菩薩


https://www.facebook.com/1656157281338091_2109744839312664