說個網路笑話給大家… 五十步笑百步?…

說個網路笑話給大家…
五十步笑百步?
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在一處靜暱的公園裏,有一張長椅上坐著兩個人。
其中一個人在安靜的看著報紙;另一個在空中不停的做釣魚的動作。
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不一會兒就招來了很多人圍觀,這時跑來一個警察問看報的人:「這是你的家人嗎?」
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看報紙的說:「是,他是…」
警察生氣地說:「如果他精神不正常,請你馬上帶他回家好嗎?」
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看報紙的人連連道歉道:「好的,對不起,對不起!」然後急忙做划船的動作...
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警察看著不知不覺也跟著學起划船的動作,然後大笑三聲說:「原來是我不正常......」
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故事說完了,你看明白了沒?
在現代繁忙的工作壓力中,大家的情緒總是無法放鬆,學習適時調解身心是非常必要的,這時我們要有多一點的幽默感,去面對生活中的一切大小瑣事,避免因為生活中的煩惱,打亂了自己的生活步調。
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大家可以每天抽空禪修靜坐一下,沉澱一下自己的心靈,或是修練大禮拜,活動一下筋骨,保持身心的清淨,相信可以幫助大家快速清淨身心,遠離煩惱!
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#笑一笑沒煩惱 #幽默以對 #放鬆心情 #笑口常開最健康rnrnShare a joke from the web with all of you…
The pot calling the kettle black

Two men were seated on a bench in a park. One of them was quietly reading his newspapers, while the other was fishing – making the reeling in action in the air.

People started to gather around the pair, curious about what the second man was doing. A while later, a policeman approached the bench and asked the man with the papers: “Is he your family member?”

The man with the papers said: “Yes, yes…”
The policeman replied: “If he is not in a sound mind, can you bring him home immediately?”

The man with the papers apologized profusely: “Yes I will. I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” He quickly put down his papers and started to perform the boat-rowing action…

That’s the end of the story… do you get it?
Many of us live under a lot of stress these days and are constantly in an uptight state. It is very important that we learn to relax during appropriate times. A sense of humor will serve us very well during such times. When we are able to see the humorous side of life, we will be free of worries, with very few disruptions in our lives.

We can all try to meditate for a short while every day which will help our minds to settle down. Alternatively, we can practice the Full Prostration which will help to loosen our joints and maintain our peace of mind. I believe that these methods will help all of you overcome your troubles and attain true inner peace.

#AJokeADayKeepsTheDoctorAway, #RespondingWithHumor, #RelaxingMind, #LaughYourWayToHealth

說個網路笑話給大家...
五十步笑百步?
.
在一處靜暱的公園裏,有一張長椅上坐著兩個人。
其中一個人在安靜的看著報紙;另一個在空中不停的做釣魚的動作。
.
不一會兒就招來了很多人圍觀,這時跑來一個警察問看報的人:「這是你的家人嗎?」
.
看報紙的說:「是,他是…」
警察生氣地說:「如果他精神不正常,請你馬上帶他回家好嗎?」
.
看報紙的人連連道歉道:「好的,對不起,對不起!」然後急忙做划船的動作...
.
警察看著不知不覺也跟著學起划船的動作,然後大笑三聲說:「原來是我不正常......」
.
故事說完了,你看明白了沒?
在現代繁忙的工作壓力中,大家的情緒總是無法放鬆,學習適時調解身心是非常必要的,這時我們要有多一點的幽默感,去面對生活中的一切大小瑣事,避免因為生活中的煩惱,打亂了自己的生活步調。
.
大家可以每天抽空禪修靜坐一下,沉澱一下自己的心靈,或是修練大禮拜,活動一下筋骨,保持身心的清淨,相信可以幫助大家快速清淨身心,遠離煩惱!
.
.
#笑一笑沒煩惱 #幽默以對 #放鬆心情 #笑口常開最健康rnrnShare a joke from the web with all of you…
The pot calling the kettle black
 
Two men were seated on a bench in a park. One of them was quietly reading his newspapers, while the other was fishing – making the reeling in action in the air.  
 
People started to gather around the pair, curious about what the second man was doing. A while later, a policeman approached the bench and asked the man with the papers: “Is he your family member?” 
 
The man with the papers said: “Yes, yes…”
The policeman replied: “If he is not in a sound mind, can you bring him home immediately?”
 
The man with the papers apologized profusely: “Yes I will. I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” He quickly put down his papers and started to perform the boat-rowing action… 
 
That’s the end of the story… do you get it?
Many of us live under a lot of stress these days and are constantly in an uptight state. It is very important that we learn to relax during appropriate times. A sense of humor will serve us very well during such times. When we are able to see the humorous side of life, we will be free of worries, with very few disruptions in our lives.  
 
We can all try to meditate for a short while every day which will help our minds to settle down. Alternatively, we can practice the Full Prostration which will help to loosen our joints and maintain our peace of mind. I believe that these methods will help all of you overcome your troubles and attain true inner peace.
 
#AJokeADayKeepsTheDoctorAway, #RespondingWithHumor, #RelaxingMind, #LaughYourWayToHealth

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